why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
so after all day drinking, we went to an all u can eat crab place and i was going from table to table surveying the crowd if they though the crab i was carrying around looked like the flying dog from never ending story...what the hell is wrong with me?
she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
Dude. No way. She insults the term butterface. She's a butternothing.
My cousin had a baby so we have to look at it. Apparently the event is byob
he started drinking at 9am with grey goose and pancakes. He IS my hero.
The bar posted my picture because my name changes with each new fake i get. i'm getting a wig.
martini and pecan pie.. breakfast of champions.
I tried giving you a bj last night and all you could manage was "Haha that tickles" and "in the morning"
I planned on emotionally scarring him for life this weekend. DAMN YOU PERIOD!
And i'll likely end up sleeping in a bush wrapped up in my poncho
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
MY HISTORY TEACHER IS FUCKING MY MOTHER. I am downstairs and i can hear the squeak of the bedsprings please I swear to god pick me up THIS INSTANT.
You don't have to buy me dinner, watch tv or even hang out if you don't want. Just fuck.
The air taste purple.
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