i'm saving my butt for my wedding night
she had the hairiest bush ive ever seen. it looked like a spoiled head of lettuce.
Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
he emptied an entire bag of goldfish onto the bed and rolled around yelling the theme to jaws trying to eat them
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
ok, just found out the kid i had random sex with in April was on wheel of fortune so i can really no longer say i regret that night
Do you remember giving me altiods and wishing me good luck on the walk home?
just watched my roommates get stoned and jury rig a pulley system to pass the bowl back and forth across the room.
Tequila me may have very bluntly told him that I wanted to touch his abs.
And they were awkwardly all over each other in a Christian way.
You need to be more adventurous.
I am! Just not in a "I wanna get diseases" way
I traded my pants for a Santa hat last night and it was so worth it.
Something tells me your "Titties for Tracy Morgan" fundraiser won't pan out.
Last night you dunked donut holes in spinach dip, ate it, threw up, and continued eating. I cant keep up with your drunk eating skills.
I was wondering where the donuts went.
Only you would try street racing in a Volvo.
Randomize
