I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
So, I'm pretty sure I just jacked off and my gf 17 m/o son caught me. IDK how long he was standing in the crib, but he definately saw the grand finale.
The foreigner finally woke up and the first thing he did was look up a map of the u.s. His destination is to pennsylvania.
Well, I just hope you know I had your best interests at heart when I put your sandwich down my pants.
If I die I am blaming you for not answering to tell me the proper dosage of horse tranquilizers to take
I would not wish his dick upon my worst enemy
He smashed a plastic chair leg on a tree stump, threw himself into the side of our metal enclosure, stomped on the wreckage for a bit and then punched the fire.
Apparently I used ziplock bags to smuggle my drink out with. By pouring it in one, then cut the corner like it was an icing bag later that night. What is wrong with me?
She thinks I should try and corrupt him and take his virginity. While I do love virgins, I'm a little too lazy to put in the corruption effort right now. That's a summer kinda job.
I actually want to work out for some reason... I think it's my brains way of telling me it doesn't like living in a fat body.
with hottub sex, handcuffs, Pocahontas themed lap dances, and eating pumpkin pie off each other, I'm gonna say thanksgiving will be a success ;)
we need to make pact to not cut each other's hair on coke and whiskey nights.
While I agree, I dont think thats realistically possible
Had an orgasm and got a charley horse at the same time. It was a multi-purpose scream.
I don't think I used nearly enough fucks in my reply to convey the level of fuck him.
She wants to have a threesome with Taylor Swift. I think this is the kind of love my grandparents spoke of.
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