she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
you're the best thing to happen to me. closely followed by learning to ejaculate, and drugs.
party gras won. party gras always wins.
I think I'm going to make a pina klonopin before class.
I don't know if I have the sustained energy level for partying hard
Not a choice. You are mistaking my comments as options. My statements are facts. This is what is happening.
Apparently, I kept going on about how i'm going to name my first born Ramen. I think this is a good parenting move.
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
Lost feeling in my face, my shoe and had a nose bleed. That's not wings. Fuck red bull.
My sober self will be embarrassed tomorrow. For now I am laughing my ass off.
I just got a girl to make out with me just by saying "get at me." Get at me
I'm beginning a new chapter of my life in which our fridge will always be stocked with jello shots. I'm excited to embark down this road to fruity, semi-solid alcoholism.
My butt remains clenched, sir.
In theory, it seemed like it would work.
Excuse you? I'm an asshole at least 90% of the time. Get it right.
At least your wife cheated on you. Women will feel bad for you. In a month there will boy bands that are jealous of your dick
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