Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
she definitely blew him on the riverbank, some lady floated past and said "have some pride honey", amazingly awkward
I puked in the coffee maker. I wouldn't make coffee tomorrow morning if I were you
Game over. He has a paternity test request on his table.
Well after last night it's official...I cannot die...it time to use this power for good instead of handle contests
Someone just asked me if ur the girl that fell through the floor. I HAD to say yes.
he's just a really huge penis that sells weed
I wonder when walk of shame thursdays in the rain will finally make me stop drinking.
I ate 12 cupcakes in less than 24 hours, so no judgement here.
Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
i need to un-sleep with a few of those brothers before we ever go back to that house again. i'm serious. i will not be a fraternity groupie.
im watching blue is the warmest color at the music box and this dude is literally masturbating 3 feet in front of me
She said she didn't feel right fucking on her parents dining room table I grabbed the only thing around bubblewrap she blew me for creativity
I don't know what that means but it's making me want to fuck you.
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