She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
I'm in a subway station watching a tranny do her makeup. This is like watching a unicorn giving birth.
I'm sitting in class drinking a forty out of a paper bag. No ones said anything yet. I think my professor is trying to ignore me. Better start yelling louder.
I was giving him a handjob and he commented that he loved my nailpolish....I'm destined to die a fag hag
Couldn't find any balloons, so we're doing whippets out of condoms. Being a ho has its benefits.
This summer isn't about fun. We have to train our livers to survive the next four years.
So what's the moral standing on reading gay porn on your phone whilst sitting next to your 87 year old Grandma?
hey dude my crackhead idol just taught me a great way to tie shoes
How hard do you think it would be to make a drinking game out of a Slip-N-Slide? Asking for a friend.
At some point, I’d like to pretend that his penis is a popsicle.
I got home at 1 am on a weeknight with lube in my hair. I'd say it was a successful first date.
You were on the train yelling, "THIS TRAIN NEEDS TO GO FASTER SO I CAN GO HAVE SEX WITH MY BOYFRIEND!!!"
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
It's really hard to tweet with a pussy in your face demanding attention.
He was out clubbing with his SON. WHY did you let me KISS HIM? Also WHERE WAS HIS SON?!
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