I hope mine doesn't look like that
Well maybe next time you won't tell me to do whatever I want.
we did it on the carpet and she just yells out "OH. MY PSORIASIS".
And then he asked me why the subtitles were in Arabic. The television was off.
I mean I woke up wearing my bathing suit which blows my mind
i've officially fucked a sailor, a policeman and a biker. I've never noticed my Village People fetish until now...
Okay, just a casual question: how did i manage to get grass stains on the inside of my bra?
Be still, my beating vagina.
Woke up the next morning in an 8 year old's bedroom. Saw my bra swinging from the spiderman ceiling fan and decided it would be best to dip out w/o it.
Thanks for setting a pic of your balls as my desktop background. You'll find you're cc'ed on the mass email of it.
I'm sure you're still partially crippled from thar blow job on Saturday, so I understand it's probably difficult to text.
He seems like a super lonely dude. I bet if I gave him a picture of my tits he wouldn't make me turn in this paper.
Dude he's moving to fucking Germany now. What is it about your vagina that makes men want to flee the continent?
We just fucked each other sober. #goteam
And you seriously thought you could just walk in naked with a bow tied around your penis?
It seemed like a good idea at the time...
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