would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
she was dressed as a doctor claiming that after she was done i would have a "permaboner"
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
Seeing him suck some chick's face on VH1 wasn't exactly how I imagined the "we should see other people" conversation going.
Dude pussy is like music. For every person who pays for it, there are thousands more getting it for free.
she's bipolar. she literally has TWO facebook pages. one for each personality. this. bitch. is. crazy.
Try not to bring up the fact that I woke up and couldn't find my pants... He might get the wrong idea.
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
Some idiot from high school is in the hospital for bonging three beers up his ass
He should have died. Natural selection.
I found a lucrative side business - giving rides home to drunk oil executives. Very profitable.
You played Frank Sinatra today after we had sex. You moved way up in my literal book of men. Congrats.
I got really upset about missing him last night when I was demonstrating penis sizes of the people I've slept with using a tape measurer to my roommates
Tonight we learned that just because we can fit a Tic Tac in the tip of my penis that does not mean we should.
Did you just email Kelly and I gay dinosaur erotica?
I have a cat for love and a booty call for sex. What else could I need?
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