Maybe i should go to church more so i can meet girls like in that song, you know, the ones that act slutty on every day but sunday...
ah, so the catholic church. i gotcha
Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
Yeah i'm definitely friends with drunk kyle, not sober kyle.
A slipped finger up the butt isn't the end of the world
So I came home baked last night and made about 60% of my jeans into jorts...
I just won unlimited hot dogs for life. I'm so glad I smoked
I'm just saying, margarita tuesday would turn anyone gay.
and i'm going to kill you for what you did to my nipples last night. of course i want to hang out
If you make 120 dollars and I walk instd of drive and don't eat or smoke this week we can pay rent
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
Is there like a dick file on me? Guys can't hold two dicks anymore?! Who are you people????
Thought about it. I'm gonna go to work, but I'm gonna tell them I wrestled a bear saying I fell just isn't working.
I thought since you asked to see my dick I might as well say hi
I just found peanut butter between my boobs. This was for you.
I'm sorry, but if I hear stories of you getting fingered in the ass, and selling weed, you are not coming to my party.
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