Asian hipster sighting. About to tackle him and ask him to take me to chinatown
Whenever he makes me dinner its always mini things.. cheeseburgers, corndogs.. is he preparing me for something?
When he came he sounded like a flock of birds hitting puberty
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
It's not every day you get to see a girl fuck herself with a pickle.
we talked for like an hour, i feel like we really bonded. i mean i was simultaneously giving him head but you get the point.
I just got licked by a stripper, not so great anymore.
All you need to do now is invest in a Speedo and start going door to door.
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
Wait is it okay if I still want to fuck the whole USA swim team or is that only acceptable during the Olympics?
I hate ovaries. They're horrible little sacs of satanic enmity.
That's the most poetic description of female anatomy I've ever heard.
The porch is breathing.
STAY OUT OF MY SHROOMS YOU CUNT
If you had amazing eyebrows i'd have sex with them.
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
i have a strong feeling that today will be a naked day for me...i don't feel like doing shit
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