like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
please remember that your boobs are bigger than your sisters. when you borrow her shirts they stretch and then shes left flapping in the breeze. dont borrow her clothes anymore. love dad.
I feel like royalty, that girl from last night had a vajazzled vag. Bucket list complete.
i have wind burn on my face from my head hanging out the window of the cab vomitting
At 4am he sent "uree asss ize anmazin"
EARTHQUAKE STATUS DRINKING GAME
Half my face is frozen, my vagina is broken, I'm wearing only gym shorts eating a plate of mashed potatoes, avatar is on my tv. There's a naked guy on my couch whose name idk. I needa talk to you asap
I think people like me is why alcohol became illegal at one point
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
Jesus, I just want to drink. Also simultaneously punch things and rub my vagina on them.
Well I think won that argument, as the cops were leaving, they offered me a ride to the airport
If I don't get to have sex with him soon my entire female reproductive system is gonna climb out of my body and choke me to death
debating what would be more effort, turning on to my other side or trying to get myself off with my left hand. that kind of lazy day.
I admire the fact that you replicated my apartment on the roof but I would appreciate it more if you would move all my stuff off the roof and back into my apartment.
You do realize last night you asked me if shampoo had an expiration date then cried for 15 mins when I told you it did
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