So he said if we had sex he'd take me to Build A Bear. My virginity is so worth a trip to build a bear.
You're 20.
IT'S BUILD A BEAR!
My favorite part was when he stopped, looked up in the middle of performing oral sex and asked, "you did know it was Arbor Day, right?"
i had confetti in my bra
i still find it in random places like a shoe or my car. that week haunts me
Just had to return the shit I stole from the dining hall, with everyone watching...apparently there ARE consequences for being drunk, coked up and belligerent.
He just lit his joint with the tiki torches around his pool. He is definitely coming to my future parties
I should have questioned it early on when they said bring beer and chocolate syrup
I don't remember much but I think I'm wearing your underwear, and for that, I am extremely grateful.
We were sitting outside of the building and he literally just walked up with no pants on. This is the best college ever
Ew. He is mine. We all know that if he has a mid-life crisis and decides to sleep with a student, I AM THAT STUDENT. She's not friends with him on FB. Reassuring.
LESSON OF THE DAY: Saying Everclear gets you out of explaining anything.
Thanks for your faith in my ability to stay sober while writing final essays. It's...unearned.
At dinner her sister yelled "he fucked me AND mom!! Up your standards hoe!!" Safe to say I ruined that family
WHY IS THE HAIRSPRAY SOUNDTRACK PLAYING IN THE LIQUOR STORE
We were so sore from having sex that we decided to fix it with more sex. It's the hair of the dog for sex hangover.
I need to stop challenging people to taking off clothes. I win too often
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