Omg. I just woke up in a room full of naked people
Skinny jeans should not be made in size 14. Then, it's just a lie.
brass monkey on radio. cant stop dancing.
i hate that you can chart my weight gain through my facebook pictures.
My 10 year old son gave me a bottle of jameson for fathers day. Did you have something to do with this?
like the penis drawn on my face is so detailed and well done, i'm not even upset about it.
i've never seen someone face fit so perfectly in a toilet bowl
One thing noone tells you about getting put in the drunk tank is do it barefoot. You get free flipflops.
The camera shows a viking with a white mask, a creepy green guy, a gorilla, and a pumpkin throwing eggs and laundry detergent in his yard
OHHH and there was a Batman too.
I woke up and found cookies in my purse. It's a 12/12/12 miracle.
I'm at the bar, forgot my pants. Everyone's over reacting
I had the bathroom of girls sing you happy birthday while you puked. I couldn't stop laughing. They were all so supportive
why the fuck is there hamburger meat in the toaster. i repeat: WHY THE FUCK IS THERE HAMBURGER MEAT IN MY NEW TOASTER
HE CALLED HIMSELF HOT BAR GUY.
If I remember correctly he wasn’t
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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