I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
you're like a bully in the Christmas story
i am pregamming alone in my car. scale of 1-10 how alcoholic is that
im pretty sure thats an 11
She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
She guessed my name 9 times, and 5 of those times she guessed Mike. Figured that'd be an easy target for the night.
Dude it started out with let's find some food and ended up with me getting a needle in the face
You know this who 'I show my love by being a total dick' thing is getting old, right?
He told me that before I went to bed I needed to do my stretches and then processed to demonstrate a squat thrust, while completely naked.
I need to find another hobby that doesn't include being hungover.
Dad stumbling and puking in the White Castle parking lot = Father's Day success
No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
So, random question. How much should you tip a Lyft driver when you realized you've fucked his sister? Asking for a friend.
he's like crack. I can't be in the same room with him while drunk and not do him.
Standing naked in my kitchen making nachos. I love my youth.
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