tell your sister to shave her snatch
Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
I just saw my grandmother naked. again. this needs to stop now.
my affection for youporn is starting to get disturbing... i just thought about sending them a christmas card
Its a sad day when your bush has a better set of hair than you do
We found him pissing on the sidewalk in his socks signing the national anthem. I love you summer.
dude i've broken up a marriage, I think I can handle a simple engagement.
you were passed out in your cheese fries by the time he brought out your second order of french toast.
What would you say is the recommended tip for a hotel maid who has to clean up vomit on just about every surface of a hotel bathroom?
I think my sex life is about to turn into a war on two fronts
We are so on opposite sides of the boobs spectrum
Ate 5 hotdogs today. You need to get me back on my tequila diet cause this shit has to stop!
I had a good weekend too...although I cried about the dog in a drunken stupor last night...not one of my finest moments, but it's all water under the bridge.
we woke up when the front wall of the house caught fire.
was having sex but got distracted... he instragramed a pic of his crotch
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