my sisters under your porch take her home
you know you've been in a long relationship when u start retiring sex toys
he then started listing things that have been up his butt, never drinking in boys town again
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
Apparantly 7 1/2 Vicodin is a 1/2 too many.
God I feel like the rain man of hangovers.
I don't think anybody else enjoys making out with multiple guys on the same night as much as I do. I'm like a wine taster but with lips... it's like art to me. The bruise on my upper lip is proof of it
I think Vodka is my favorite. Everything else ties for second.
I'm confused as to why I have a picture of your boobs in response to a photo of my father
low point in my life last night. licked pizza grease off my iphone screen..
That is was cool to fuck the single mother accross the street until every girl i bring home gets the car keyed.
He fed us edamame like baby birds. Slowly all coming back to me.
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
No I’m scared man. She sharted. In my car. Wearing a dress. And I still like her.
Wow
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
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