But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
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ooooooooooooo i'm drink
For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
Roller skating + drunkeness + peeing = mess
Someone should've told Pope jumper lady and terrorist pants guy that the Worst of 2009 lists already went out....
thanks for brining me home and putting me in my bed. the pillow fort your built around me is also appreciated.
we where pretty evenly matched until he threw me through that wall
You just seemed really offended whenever my cup was empty.
Apparently I told the girl smoking was terrible for her, and then requested it in my mouth.
We were tripping too hard to figure out to tell him where we were so we sent a picture of me laying outside the tent saying "find us"
Good news, my sex bruises are fading. Bad news, my boobs look like I have a skin disease because of it.
You owe me a one night stand and a line. Possible an inflatable flamingo as well. And a caesar salad.
I AM DRUNK AND AGGRESSIVE ABOUT CURLING!
The US is in the finals, aren't they.
I just sold Adderall to a priest, im not quite sure how I feel about this situation
It does not feel like it was just this morning that I had a penis in multiple cavities of my body
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