He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
Someone told me they could tell we were from cincinnati because we say "as fuck" after adjectives
i finally understand why guys leave in the middle of the night.......they got it right
I'm 99% sure that for 3 hours I thought you were British. We must smoke that again.
woke up to an overdrawn credit card. did you order the dawsons creek boxset last night?
i hope so.
Just got tipped $5 for distracting some dude's gf while he got another girl's number. Bro-code at its finest.
that ring i bought was worth the 6 bucks. wore it to the bar, told some girl i was recently divorced and wasnt ready to take it off. just got laid. THRICE.
This shit I'm taking feels like I've eaten every burrito in the world and chased that with an aquarium of hot sauce.
Listen to my proposal.... I feed you crackers while I fuck you ever so gently.
I've fallen from my one moral pedestal
We fucked then made friendship bracelets, his mother taught him right!
While he was going down town Julie brown, I was eating French fries. True Love
On another note, I kinda only wanna poop laying down now
He's such a jerk. If only his penis was attached to someone else
God. Spice Girls is now grocery store demographic. Kill me.
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