your head's too prwtty to be stuck in the books
Court Ordered Rehab!!! Do you think I'll need a swimsuit?
So the weirdest part of it all was he whispered in my ear "can i eat you out on your tredmill?" I dont find him attractive at all anymore
you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?
i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.
reason #14 for loving my boobs...just got out of a 40mph over the limit speeding ticket thru a work zone. i dont think the cop knew i even had a face
i'm using salt from the free peanuts to stop the bleeding.
I need to figure out how to tell my doctor that I don't want to fix my possible fertility problems until AFTER I'm done whoring around in my 20s.
Seriously, do normal people actually get work done being this hungover? No wonder the economy's in the shitter
I feel like a drive thru vagina
He is such a generous lover, I can look past the fact his name is fucking Bob.
I mean, it's a romantic picture of pubes if I've ever seen one
Its because she suspects I'm a frequent drug user, which I am, but I am going to make her feel like she is crazy for believing it.
He told us when he was 10 he started shoving bars of soap up his ass for pleasure so i winked at him
Imagine we only get one cock for the rest of your life. I’d pick his dick. That good!
Get your heels and tits on! I’m not wasting a Brazilian because his fucking kid ate paste or Legos and ruined an afternoon suite sex and room service
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