I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
Miracle whip is the devil's jizz.
New requirements. My future husband must have a nose ring and wear headbands.
We are no longer friends.
Just woke up. First thing I see: Little brother eating last night's jello shots thinking they're reg jello.
hey im home...im not sure how this mcdonalds got here but whatever im gonna eat it anyway.
he told her to call him "Frog Legs" and she still fucked him and not you.
I feel like somebody took my brain out. Stomped on it with cleats. And then put it back together with a glue stick. Thank you.
after last halloween when i met that 26yr old guy from russia who was hot until we madeout and he became obsessed with touching my forehead after the ecstasy he did and then tried to sell me pills from an m&m mini container, i think im staying away from parties downtown
While we were making out, he kept yelling at me for not coming to his wedding last month.
I just put my hair into this ponytail & it looks hideous & really cool at the same time. I am dedicating it to the hangover I have
Look, I'm just saying... paying ur respects to the neighbors who had a death in the family with food u steal from the neighbors having the cookout may result in a negative karma situation.
the manly guy you want to date so badly? he's at the club. as a drag queen. wearing higher heels than you own. think about that.
'TWAS BUT A GLORIOUS SIGHT. BITCHES.
My guy issues hinge on tonight's game. Caps win, it's Dustin. Rangers win, Josh. I even flipped a coin to see who got what team
not only did I call my ex crying but drunk me also deleted the phone log so I had no warning when I saw him in class
Randomize
