Yeah...you.wanna.hang.out.tomorrow?My.space.button.is.broken.
I can’t believe the potential orgy I left behind at Waffle House.
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
You told him how lucky he was to be an elephant and kept trying to grab his "trunk"
Just made hot dog dorito pasta. It happened.
What hospital were we in last night? Insurance needs to know
We talked about all of the sex positions that would better allow him to feed me grapes. I think I'm in love.
I was really excited when he said that condoms didn't fit him, then he added "they fall right off"...
By getting lucky do you mean I get one of your incredible BJs or you not killing me by the end of dinner?
I don't know what it was about last night, but every bar that i went to there was at least one girl there that i had done something with. I'm sure the girl that i went with knew because they all grabbed my penis and told me to call them.
Just threw up in the MSO airport men's room. We're at that point this morning.
you know i have almost 1500 fb friends but not ONE drunk booty call?
I also farted in bed this morning and said, "I don't even care. My body deserves that."
Broke my ankle and blacked out on my scooter last night. 'Twas grand.
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
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