Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
I feel like i got beat with a pillowcase full of tequila shots.
It's taken me 5 years and 2 beers to finally realize that maybe he isn't the dude for me. Also, that picking your major should be done sober, lest you find your self an art major.
What can I say, your life is charmed. I'm on the couch trying to decide whether or not to puke again.
First Thanksgiving as a grown up: My step dad had to take my brother (who still smells like booze) and I both to our cars this morning, apparently we were at the same bars (same stamps), & I think I broke my elbow. Im thankful to be alive & not incarcerated.
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
I keep shaking cocoa puffs out of my hair. Best Sunday Funday ever.
What if there is no right person? Maybe it's just the right cat. Or the right 12 cats.
Never let me go online shopping while drunk. I now own 2 baby cribs. I have no children
He smoked and I was tired so left before we did anything. I literally left him high and dry.
Would it defeat the purpose of a run if I ran to McDonalds?
No but seriously. Just had a guy lean over and sniff my head like it was a freshly baked pie
im mourning your vaginas lack of frictional upkeep
Dude what happened last night?
I don't know, I'm still trying to figure out how I got my clothes back on.
Hello! Time means nothing. Good morning! I have a vague idea of what day it is.
It is Muednethiday, March 34th, in the Year of Our Lord Joe Exotic 3099.
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