Red Bull/Vodka? You bet I'm showing everyone my penis tonight.
i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
he then started listing things that have been up his butt, never drinking in boys town again
my three year anniversary of no dick sucking is coming up. you can throw me a party with a penis cake.
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
Poopin on the sidewaaalllkkk. I wish my text told you that was a song
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
he came within less than a minute of me blowing him. this was our second night hanging out in a row. for an almost 30 year old italian man, he is NOT living up to his country's reputation
Speaking of testosterone. I saw a girl with a moustache thicker than one I can grow last night...
When you wake up, just ignore the mess in the bathroom. I'll take her home when I'm off work.
This girl just said she was late for class because she was having sex.
I do not mind being torn from the first touches of sleep to see a man who looks like that
I'm glad I date someone who likes the simple things. Sex, kittens, and McDonald's.
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
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