He keeps looking? I tried to shag. I invited him to this table but he went to ze other one! If he shaves his 'tache I would totally hit it.
Yeah, we realized keeping you in a cage wasn't beneficial to us
i keep walking around campus wondering if anyone is as stoned as i am
I told him next time he kisses her to remember where that mouth has been...
How'd that go?
Hes on his way with a baseball bat...
For the record I fully support drunken you in most social situations... Just not charity events.
Why am I a bad person? You were the one trying to get people to eat tape.
what is the most politically correct way to ask if he still hangs out with the guy that has blue hair and make meth in his car?
I had no idea a 5'8 girl could fit entirely on her knees in front of the passenger seat of a Sunfire, but I am very happy to now have that knowledge.
Omg he's telling my parents stories about him doing jaagerbombs ... Lord help me
this is worse than the time i threw up a condom.
It's a sit down to pee kind of hangover
I woke up wearing a headband made of condoms. It was supposed to be a crown for the "prettiest fag hag" award I won last night. There is lube in my hair. I'm going back to sleep
That's what jaeger bombs out of teacups will do to you.
I don't just want drugs. I deserve drugs.
He threatened my life and my car because I called you. Are you sure you never slept with him ?
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