So after i got done, she went over and got out her gecko, I felt like I was in an X rated geiko commercial.
its freezing days like this when i seriously consider littering to speed up the global warming processes.
we screwed to my bar mtzvah tape, I became a man while watching myself becom a man
im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
You coming out tonight? We gotta hang out before I move to Madison. BTW I'm moving to Madison.
dude she snuck out while I was still sleeping then was banging on the door 10 minutes later cuz her car was brokedown. how was I suppose to recognize her??
Best. Handjob. Ever.
I'm guessing Kelly is over?
Nope. Home alone.
I just made doing the dishes into a drinking game. crafty, or pathetic?
It got to the point that I had to make flashcards with their name on the front and dick pics on the back.
i woke up the next morning in a pool of blood in my bathroom and a pinata donkeys head in my bed
so much for an anticlimactic 22nd birthday
This is why I can't have Wednesdays.... Or adult decisions.
Also, full disclose I puked in a fruit barrel box
Stoner thoughts are the only thoughts I want to have now.
There are twenty eight units in that building. There has to be at least one heterosexual in it. You can't have fucked your way through all of it.
My sister can't give you a handjob and us still be bros.
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