so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
I'm giving you permission to use the abortion money to pay for your DUI.
I am 90% sure the kid in front of me in class is picking his face spots, smelling it, and then eating it. That is a LOT of % sure for something like that.
I took chris brown's side in the conversation ... cut to me not getting laid tonight
Ia nefed hefelkp i am a taxi
about 90% sure I fell off a roof. It hurts BAD. Don't suppose you're still in town?
yup haha I infact DID fall off a roof. Want some bomb ass omlettes?
Slept in my car last night. It snowed. I peed on the street. Hello 29...
We're having a serious conversation and I just responded to something he said with an emoticon. I am so baked.
She is just sitting by the bathroom like a little puppy waiting for a knight in shining armor to take her in there to fuck her. New low?
Well, now that you have a gf, its gonna be awkward when I get drunk and make out with you..... Then later, pretend like I don't remember.
Maybe it's just my body's way of telling me I don't need pinky toes. Like I'm the next evolutionary leap or something...
I'm so fucking horny right now If I blink I might cum
Is it bad that I recognize every dick in your dic pic collection?
he said he couldn't believe he just lost his virginity and passed out. what have i done
you poured beer in your mouth so you could be a beer pong cup for her to drink out of/make out with
Did it work?
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