At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
question: does your pee smell like mojitos at all?
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
I told him I'd rather have sex with his father last night. I'll admit now that I was drunk.
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
I woke up in a poorly constructed blanket fort on a strange office floor covered in rug burns and champagne. How was your night?
I don't know. She kept pirouetting across the kitchen while making dinner. I just sat there stoned.
I just watched two grown men tickle-fight. Just glorious. No words.
Again. I'm very sorry I tried to poke your eye out. You've been aware of my inability to aim since day one.
What's the polite way to tell someone she's a grown ass woman and she needs to start acting like it.
I think all the guys I've fucked in my life would get along perfectly. They'd probably form an orchestra and travel the fucking world. That gives me the slightest feeling of consistency in life which is great.
I just compared my relationship to that double ended dong scene from Requiem. This day just took a turn.
We were too tired to finish having sex so we just stopped to eat the cheesecake and passed out. I didn't mind
I've been trying to fall asleep with ice packs covering my vagina for the last hour... Sorry for being vulgar. I'm going to kill myself.
Have you actually looked at the corn flakes box? I don't think the rooster has a soul.
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