Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
I'm going to email her once I get off the bathroom floor
If your wondering where your blanket is, I put it on the 2 guys you brought home last night. Their still sleeping outside on the trampoline.
Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
Fell asleep on the Grass at Lolla woke up in the Brown line. What. The. Fuck.
This coming from the girl who broke up with a guy because she found out he played the tuba in middle school.
I fell asleep on the air hockey table and someone turned it on, scariest shit ever when you're that fucked up
This is America. Deny every slut accusation or own up to it
Let me begin to explain the rest of last night by beginning with saying that out if necessity I took a pair of your underwear
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
you know it's been too long when the heat of a pizza box on your lap turns you on.
when I type Christina's, my phone's predictive text assumes my next word is boobage
Phil and I agree that the level of sand in your vagina rivals that of many of the earth's largest deserts
we fucked and then he hand fed me a hot pocket
Ok, stop saying "youths." You're 23.
Randomize
