Dude I just witnessed a midget touching himself and singing the chorus to somebodys watching me by michael jackson... it kinda turned me on
we used that portable toilet as a cooler to keep coronas. next person who tells me hospitals arn't fun needs to come party in rm 180.
Tis a story best told in person, it involves a golf course, police and vomit
It usually does with you
Hey man your outta milk
How the hell do you keep getting in my apartment?!
you woulda been proud of me tonight though. i only made out with 2 guys. and in my defense one of them was to get a job after graduation.
he found you with your pants down, trying to straddle the urinal. no one should have to see their sister like that. ever.
the easter KEGG...out of a drunken typo there arose a new and spectacular holiday tradition
Starting the weekend with a pair of pants on which the zipper wont stay up. Is this a sign of things to come??
I saw a picture of my dad holding my legs in a kegstand. Town festival=success.
I would sacrifice a finger for two more hours of sleep.
What section do you want to sit in? The screaming girls section or the "when you guys were popular I was straight and pretended not to like you guys" section?
It was the highest I'd ever been. I felt like a blob. A blob eating a burrito.
And the next thing I knew I was blowing this random hot italian bartender with an uncircumcised penis in his work closet
Going to the pool bar doesn’t exactly count as “exploring”
He’s like Batman if Batman went down on me and gave me multiple toe curling orgasms. He left without saying a word before I pulled the pillow off my face
Find out if he’s shared his techniques with a friend and set me up with him. You know I’ve always had a thing for Robin!!!!
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