i never knew gatorade would taste just as good on the way back up
you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
do you actually have a paper bowl full of broken glass and ecstasy or was that just a dream?
The fairy wings and cowboy hats were not the issue. The bag of cocaine that I held in the air as we drove in the parade might have been.
You should have totally come, I started watering down vodka with cider. I have lost the sense of taste.
I feel that my cleavage set an unattainably high bar for 2013.
I respect your roll as DD and there're am required to respect your vehicle
I should be done at 8 and I've also done a great Job of convincing my self that I should get really drunk tonight
Just shaved my crotch so I could call it the bald eagle. Happy 4th.
Like why am I even still facebook friends with a guy I let finger me at a concert?
There is a pool of ranch salad dressing in my purse...I know thats always been something you've wanted to try..so don't even act like you didn't do this.
looked it up online and zoo tickets are only 20 bucks and there's also a museum of science close to the hotel.
i'm not going to a FUCKING museum. i want to be wasted and possibly double penetrated... have you EVER been on vacation?
my roomie eats chipotle far too often. when i was looking for a bag to throw up in I had my choice of a wlamart bag and 10 chipotle bags
I. Love. Skype. Sex.
I think it's just been too long since actual dick has been inside you that you only THINK you love skype sex
The ass gains better be worth it
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