Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
I found the seven page love letter I had written you. I'm sorry i was so obsessed.
she's naming her girl london marie
that kid will be born with a tramp stamp
We convinced him to snort an altoid. We should not be allowed to drink together
He just asked if I would make his black snake moan. Dating basketball players is not worth the glory
Just did ten shots in 8.34 minutes........ Slowly getting over the loss
Sorry, they don't make maternity Power Ranger suits...
You text him a porn site address and said GOODBYE ... I think he got the hint
After we got done he told me to hold his penis because it helps him fall asleep
Although now I have "number of cheese slices" as a unit of boob measurement in my head.
holy shit I just remembered that story I told about Tom hanks going bowling while high.
I already left my house once this summer. Maybe we could do something in October.
Is it a problem if I'm trying to condition Goodbye Horses to trigger an erection?
One day when i undoubtedly need an intervention please let it include lightsabers.
I think I can handle that.
Should I be concerned that he called me mom when I got in bed on top of him?
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