a/c is broke at work...just took my panties off at my desk and the janitor saw it...might have a date for later. let you know
the cashier at riteaid just made the sign of the cross before he rang up my pregnancy test. now i know god is on my side
I realized today that I should stop thinking so much with my vagina instead of my brain.
Please tell me this doesn't mean another "surprise road trip" where I spend all my money on gas and the SURPRISE destination is the abortion clinic.
But what if I pay for the gas?
I smelled my fingers after she left and they smelt like sugar cookies. I want that one again.
I realize now that I left my pants on that table in the downstairs bathroom at you house on Tuesday....
I'm dealing with this like an adult, cupcakes and beer.
I dont think getting to 3rd base with a girl you barely know is the type of memory they had in mind when they named the park "memorial park"
When a guy wants to eat something off you and then comes back with microwaved strudel and custard, back the fuck out. I have apple-chunk burns on my tits.
I don't want a mention or even a whisper of a Shakespeare Festival by that or any other name including, but not limited to, a fucking Renaissance Fair. Are we clear? It will be a DEALBREAKER .
I just want nice things and good sex
I'm determined to sit on that face.
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
Dude, you fell into a tree, and both of the tables, AND the window well... Resilient aren't you?
So, random question. How much should you tip a Lyft driver when you realized you've fucked his sister? Asking for a friend.
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
Randomize
