Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
we walked in to her beating him with a broom while he was trying to sweep ramen into a box. there were packing peanuts everywhere.
she wouldn't stop crying, so we sang her to sleep. i'm guessing you will find her in the same position by the toilet in the morning. night.
i have learned 4:30 is too early to start pregamming for the midnight harry potter
Two dudes. Loud music. Dancing shirtless possibly naked. Why would I ever need cable?!
Party Liz is going to have to have her wings clipped until someone gets me some baby reins to wear
I would rather burn my vagina off with a damn flame thrower before I would touch anything that has touched her skank ass.
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
I feel I must have sex with him first to fully decide where my vagina belongs.
Just had my first american. He tasted like freedom.
Molly I still can't believe u puked in that guys hands and still got laid
Changed all my ex bf's names to "no" in my phone so the next time I try to drunk text one of them it'll basically be like Russian roulette
Is it ok that I asked him half way through sex why he hadn't accepted my friend request yet?
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
That married penis I’ve been riding offered to pay off my student loans. I was going to break it off because he has lousy stamina. Is being debt free worth putting up with mediocre sex?
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