Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
the new apple iphone has a feature that can find itself if you lose it, apple is getting closer to making a phone completely drunkproof...
do you want me to make hamburgers?
i'm vegan
i'll put lettuce on them
Give me a heads up the next time you BBM me a voicenote of you cumming so I'll make sure not to play it while in the car with my parents. Miss you too.
Exactly how low is masturbating to your cute professor's lecture videos?
So I love how we keep introducing our friends to sex toys. It's like pay it forward vibrator edition.
I miss the "How many Grindr hits can I get while performing in an elementary school?" game.
Two cats fucking in the middle of the street. I sat there and watched in my car because I didn't want to cock block the male by honkin my horn.
Lol I screamed "GOT AN ORDER OF VERSACE TACOS UP" and the whole kitchen was just like who the fuck is this kid
these people use weed stems as birthday cake candles. I'm never coming home
Watching Rudolph while stoned is practically a religious experience.
Take the weirdness of Japan and add the insanity of Florida and that's Jimmy
It got to the point where I was so drunk, playing rock paper scissors as a drinking game seemed like a good idea.
I will fuck anyone who brings me mcdonalds right now
Randomize
