He used his penis as a puppet and sang Rihanna's Hard..... so no, we will never see each other again.
Drawing dicks in the frost on people's windshields is a rare joy I allow myself while walking to my 8 AM class.
It wasn't until i was on my knees with three dicks in my face that i thought it might be a bad idea
This girl did not understand, once police sirens go on, road-head needs to STOP
No sexy Asian girl. No comfy bed. I'm just gonna lie here in the hall next to the garbage can until someone comes home.
His penis has been a bonding mechanism beyond comparison.
Nothing like a false "my-dad-found-my-weed" alarm on Christmas day.
The only difference between us and a pack of 14 year old girls is substance abuse
If tits could talk, mine would be bragging
I think your husband is breaking up with me...
This feels more like a conference of all the people I've fucked in the past year.
I just tripped over a but plug that was on the floor. It's 430 in the morning
sarahs drunk and is drawing dinosaurs all over the apartment. should i stop her?
whats she drawing them with?
eyeliner
no that's ok
We're so high we're eating flavored lube.
If there's someone that knows accidental pantlessness, it's Mike.
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