Don't you think facebook is a bit pretentious, suggesting friends and all? No facebook, I would NOT like to be friends with a girl whose fiancee I have slept with.
Successfully pulled the houdini tonight. Check that off my list.
The gyno asked how many partners i've had... I said ummmm she goes ok then i'll just put down ten.
theres a difference between trying to make someone happy and letting them fuck you in the ass
there's a sledge hammer in the bottom of the swimming pool... so whatever happened last night was probably awesome
double majoring has taught me only that psych majors are sluttier than govt majors
I was the last girl at the bar last night. It was like a battle royale between 10 guys.
Ahahhahaha I'm not that stupid but then again I thought cabo was in Africa until yesterday
Serious question: Should I volunteer to get tazered? My instincts say no but my wild side says yes.
If you were more comfortable around gay men, then you too could get wasted at the gay dance club and go home with hot girls.
where will you be at 9:30 tonight?
piledriving you in your roommate's bed?
So I'll be starting a scrapbook from all the mugshots of the guys I've slept with
I was out of breath when we were getting started and he offered me his inhaler so he's a keeper
Just to clarify, i'm coming over for tacos not a threesome
He said he broke his back in 3 spots & my first thought was "there goes my booty call".
Did u have a 2nd thought
I need a new booty call.
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