i learned a valuable lesson last night. sometimes nice girls finish first. twice.
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
i bet even starving children in Africa take the crust off their poptarts
you kept begging me not to tell anyone you had been a bat in another life
If the EMT's ask later... I had 5 hour energy for breakfast and Four Loko for dinner... It might be important for them to know that
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
So, your mugshot picture is behind the counter at B-Dubs, with the caption: "not allowed on premesis."
Did the vodka turn my hair yellow or did something else happen last night?
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
He woke me up because I was snoring and went for a second round. First time I'm happy that I snore
You kept pointing at me and saying I'm getting chicken parmesan and no one is going to stop me
is it fun? or sober?
When we sit on the couch watching TV, she always cups her hand around my balls. Not sure if it's a sign of affection or a "power play" to remind me just how vulnerable I am if she chooses to make an aggressive squeeze.
Weird. And pubic lice are now endangered so your hairy balls can rest easy
If you really hate him do what I do: give him an amazing night of unforgettable sex then dump him. You’ll ruin sex for him because new girls won’t compare
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