he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
do you have any idea how expensive it is to have the munchies at Disneyland?
You paid the taxi driver with a comb last night.
I just asked the dr if it was herpes while wearing my shirt from the strip club...
I told you to stay away from the strippers in Oklahoma
girl I've been sleeping with this summer as per her request just gave me a carton of cigs to thank me for my "hospitality". this is good.
frozen drink friday is suspended until further notice
He wanted to feed hamburgers to the homeless... as a first date... who the fuck is this kid
I don't have any money, so I'm just gonna press my boobs against him for his birthday.
I woke up to him peeing by our bedroom door. I yelled at him to go to the bathroom and he just kept peeing while he walked there. This is a new low.
I fucking hate tequila. Tequila makes me hate pants.
Just wanted to say, I appreciate your bravery in having read receipts
It's like my uterus needs a hug... and anti depressants
It must be love. I'm deleting my porn for him.
I just peed on myself the semester has officially began.
He came into my room last night and started peeing underneath my desk, I told him the bathroom was the next door over.
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