Give me one situation where peeing in your garage could be a bad idea
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
All I need is the Internet and a place to drink.
Im at target. Idk why I'm buying condoms AND a tutu for my cat. No one who dresses their cat up has ever gotten laid.
Might I also add after my boss threw up in the garbage can and yelled puking rally, he dougied, then told me I wasn't about that life.
I have a hunch Mama J got around.
Am I allowed to say that about my own mom?
I guess that's what I get for clicking on a link that says clown penis.
you went to ralph's and bought all of their pears and left them outside my house
Hahahaha .. If it makes you feel better I had a sex dream about a cheeseburger last night so I feel like we both lose.
Pretty good. Thinking about getting day drunk and filling out job applications so I don't hate myself as much
Somewhere on my work laptop I have a map visualizing all the area codes that Ludacris has ho's
I hope that wasn't done on billed time
I can guarantee that it was
I got fucked in a bat mobile this morning. Being slutty rules.
His PENIS is so fucking big that I always use caps, out of respect.
woke up with 8 used magnum condoms bound together by floss around my neck, thats about all im gonna tell you.
I wish people could trade lives with me for a day so they could see how much better my life is compared to theirs
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