I'm so over stopping myself from talking about my sexual experiences in front of children.
and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
No, we're smoking outside. We're hot boxing the world.
i just hope all the shady shit stops so i can let him into my pants
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
I can't get away from Pickles they're either stuck in me, in my mouth, or I'm stuck in one. fuck my whole entire life.
I'm genuinely dissapointed that we didn't make any fat chicks cry
She made me go down the fire escape when her mom came for breakfast.
Dude, I fucked her last night with nothing but my bandana on. Like straight Indian chief style.
I tried to get you a girl. They want us to cook breakfast though
Lolll I'll be sleeping
I'm practically buying you a 1 way ticket to pound town.
I'm just glad you're the only person I can have a "remember when we thought I was pregnant" conversation with.
He said bow chicka bow wow. I never thought being sexually degraded would be such a turn on.
A guy in a banana suit just got the whole bus to participate in a call and response version of Bohemian Rhapsody. HERO
I'm just going to have crazy good sex with him until one of us developed feelings that works in the movies right?
It's 2017. Get with the program. Also remind me never to get margaritas with you ever on Cinco de Mayo.
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