do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
I dinstinctly remember making out to "I believe I can fly" and waving my arms like a bird to the beat.
You hooked up with another girl while you were with me. You were literally holding my hand while you did it.
There's an australian, my relationship has no hope.
I've ID'd the nipple biter.
But you can't tell me I give the best blow jobs and then not break up with your girlfriend who has fucking TMJ! Come on!
I hate you so much right now. You got us kicked out of my favorite bar because your drunk ass was hogging the Bluetooth jukebox and would play NOTHING but that goddamn skeleton song. IT'S NOT EVEN OCTOBER YET.
Spopky scrzy skeletonssz
Probably for the best. My morning wood is pretty horrible. I wouldn't want to tip the earth's axis/ create a new magnetic pole
party tonight. bring as many traffic cones as you can find. we need to section off the blackout drunks way better this time
time to play the game of how much Christmas shopping I can get done before these shrooms kick in
Maybe not Elvis quality pharmaceuticals...But some good stuff
You're like the Miss Manners of anonymous gay sex.
I just did a bump with my mom so I’d sober up for Black Friday shopping
I came twice AND he sent me home with edibles. I think he’s a keeper.
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