My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
My scrabble letters just formed failure. Thanks God.
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
Just bought two budlight beers with a can of tuna at the bar
I'm not going to fuck him in his Honda Fit. That's gay.
Part of my whole not being a slut anymore involves not giving other peoples boyfriends blowjobs
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
I guess your brother-in-law will have his day in the sun tonight after you leave. By that, I of course, mean he's gonna suck liquor milk out your sister's tits.
Do you remember peeing in the sink while I was throwing up?
No ma'am, I do not. I found a video of us trying to do a trust fall though. Emphasis on the trying.
Not sure if creeper guy is too drunk to talk or I'm too high to listen.
I'd just like to formally thank you for the size of your dick. The gods must really love you.
He literally shoved the EMT, climbed in the back of the ambulance with his vodka and was like, "C'mon, people. Wrap this up. I got shit to do."
Did I tell you I’m going on a date? His name is Michael and we both like dinosaurs and anal.
I just passed a lady driving with a cat in a sweater sitting on her lap with its paws on the steering wheel
Only you....
scotch tastings during the week is a baaad idea. i woke up w no pants but wearing my winter coat
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