would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
he had a sign stolen from the tennis court hanging above his bed that said, "please limit play to one hour while others are waiting"
She threw her promise ring on the ground, that's when the freak came out.
I opened a jar of Ragu so I could use it as a cup. You tell me how it's going.
i just bought plan b at the bus station. happy holidays and welcome to a new level of white trashiness.
Yo. I have a shitload of cardboard. We have to build a smoke hut in the smoke room with a tunnel connected to a cat house. This way the kitty can join us whenever she pleases
I've reached the slutty point of no return. And it feels like multiple orgasms and coke lines
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
2nd fun fact: he has a square tan line around his dick.
They have a stripper pole on their deck. Normal.
I can only get day drunk because of my medicine now, so... There's that
Listen, if I miss the flight to Vegas because she's still rimming my ass, it will have been worth it.
THIS IS SO HOT. BYE PANTIES.
I'VE LOST MY DIGNITY, MY PRIDE, AND EVEN MY BOOTY CALL. HAPPY THANKSGIVING.
Ur creepiness is now affecting my life and I'm not okay with it
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