Dude...I'm drunk from Wednesday stilll.
Wondering when "babysitting" formed into "sleeping on the couch for five hours nursing a hangover and giving the kids Nyquil."
merry christmas to all and to all I give the mystery rash.
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
I don't hate him I just hate being present to see him consume 80 dollars worth of alcohol and then try to tip people with left over money on a Walmart gift card
tried to out drink an american air force weapons loader. never again
Just to warn you I probably wont be able to do anything that involves standing up
Use "feeling words"
Yay
What's goes good with Everclear?
Pepto-Bismol and a sandwich.
I spent two entire hours explaining to a guy why I wouldn't make out with him. How was your night?
Knowing there are different types of spiders in different countries and regions makes me never want to travel.
Maybe if I ever do become a counselor, I would just implement a kind of intensive meme therapy.
I answered the booty call in my Trophy Wife cutoff and my ex-boyfriends sweatpants with a bottle of jager.
and how was that received?
He said he loved me more than Kel loves orange soda
the result of growing up in the '90's
My roommate just angrily told the cat he should have knocked, but that's not lockdown madness. They're always like that.
Randomize