tell your sister to shave her snatch
dude. she was texting with her nipple. I love touch screen phones!
Your TV has the DVD menu for White Chicks permanently burned into the screen. I can't anymore. That's just a whole different level that I cannot comprehend.
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
She looked at my cock with a kind of resigned disappointment.
Maybe he meant to say like I love fucking you? But just forgot the fucking part.. That's what I'm telling myself.
Let's drink?
Just because it's bacon vodka doesn't mean it's for breakfast.
So I paid for the taxi using pennies and hair clips, no need to thank me.
Bud light lime after 12 shots of vladdy is like frolickin in a meadow of sweet flavor
you regret 100% of the tequila shots you do take. thats what gretzky meant to say
Just got a ride from a stranger while walking a mile home as it hailed with no coat. He asked me if I smoked, then said he just made some potent cookies and I could have one.
The cookie was what I originally wanted to tell you. Always say yes to drugs from strangers
jusy threw up in the airport bathroom. I am no longer thankful for fireball.
In honor of Super Tuesday, we should have the sex tonight.
He kept referring to my giving him head as a new level in our relationship and acting sentimental
You gave him a bj, not a kidney
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
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