My mind said no, but my drink said yes.
What started out as a threesome has become me sitting here watching them have sex... Can I get a ride home?
:)
Wipe that smile off your face.
The drunken tricycle race really added some class to the Tour de Franzia. Until everyone wiped out and started puking.
Fuck. These are the symptoms I had when I was pregnant. This could be bad.
You coming home soon, man?
HENBARSCLOSE
Just saw a dude hanging out a window upside down chugging a 60 of vodka. This weekend is big for everyone I guess
He was drinking hot tub water because i refused to get him a glass of water...
He's cheating on her.
Are you sure it wasn't her?
I have my glasses on, and as long as she didn't change her face in the past two months; its her.
If your wondering why there is a puddle on the floor is I may have decided to make a kiddie pool in your living room.
I have vodka and explosives. For once, we can blow something up that isn't a blow-up doll.
Ooo, yeah! Thanksgiving will be a blast. Can't fuckin wait for the next round of "have you found a nice young man yet?" Followed by a lovely helping of "don't worry, there's someone out there for you."
Btw, I feel the need to make sure we have no misunderstanding about this. So here goes. I'll happily mess around with you again. However, I probably won't do it while you're dressed like a creepy clown. Or any clown.
I don't think you understand...I'm really good at getting drunk
I'm at a first year old's birthday party and a midget dressed as a cop just showed up. Word is we're going to toss and bowl with him. Updates to come.
Randomize
