Sitting in class thinking wow im glad im not hungover...and then i realized im still drunk.
I put cups full of chips next to every bed, couch, and toilet so that everyone could have a snack when they woke up....
My cha cha got a haircut
thank god. going down on you was like chewing on astroturf
being alone eating nachos and drinking from a giant munchen beermug really isnt that sad
OH MY GOD. JESUS STRIPPER. THERE IS A JESUS STRIPPER HERE. A STRIPPER DRESSED AS JESUS.
I will fight anything that is not spinning right now
I feel miserable and there's nutella all over my phone
Yes but that point is quickly negated bc u should never have to search more than one room to find your underwear.
So who was trying to make it rain last night in the bathroom? There are pieces of dollar bill everywhere
Well I walked the wrong way for a little bit and I don't remember if I fell asleep or not but I definitely laid down under the over pass for a while
It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
I found a video of us drunkenly yelling "we wanna be the Pope" as we passed around the blunt
I woke up in the middle of the night on all fours turning circles in my bed! No more patron for me!
It was some weird herd predator-evasion instinct. All 15 of us took off running in different directions, and the two cops just stood there, perplexed. They had no idea who to chase.
So, my first week in Saskatchewan ended with me drinking moonshine and getting eaten out in a tractor. I already love it here!
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