So how was awkward coffee with forgets-your-name?
Sorry about blasting sandstorm on a loop when i left for work this morning. But maybe this will teach you to not come home trashed on a tuesday night with some chick and have loud sex till 4 in the morning. The walls are thin, remember?
Your 'drink of the future' makes sense now- you feel it for atleast 10 hours into the future
Just bought a waterproof mattress cover. Bring it on sophomore year.
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
oh sorry. I thought "boat" was code for "penis"
WHO THE FUCK TAGS THEMSELVES AT COUNTY JAIL?!?!
I just walked away from a youth soccer tournament popping every birth control pill I had left in the pack.
We learned many a lesson today about drug use in canoes
this is the last time i am going to a 7am booty call
Oh goddamn. That a super downer Tuesday reality right there. Just hit me with the cold, hard, nasty facts.
he asked me if i wanted to hook up & my answer was 'why not'. he came in thirty seconds and the condom broke. it's the love story of the century
She was talking about how a garden gnome was hitting on her the whole night. We thought she was just that high, but turned out the gnome was that guy in the weird hat.
So I justmade it back home and was greeted to a squirrel in my dorm... Last time I let my friends rent it out for a party.
Happy 20th birthday! I hope you like anxiety and having your debit card declined at McDonald's!
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