Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
fuck the hobbit
what about unicorns?
fuck those pointy horses
She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
Are you seriously drinking already? It's 11AM. Still morning.
I'm going by McDonald's time. And since they stop serving breakfast at 10:30 and start serving lunch, it is now afternoon.
I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
We could make it a date. Dinner and a show. The show being my nipples getting pierced.
I know he gets bloody noses a lot...so that explains all the blood...but I'd say the condoms are definitely from a penis.
Please tell me why there is some girl tied to our toilet?
They showed a guy on tv in a Brady jersey and a sweatpants boner when the NE offense took the field. They didn't show his face. I hope that wasn't you.
Yeah kinda weird. My grandparents are here for dinner and I'm chilling on the couch close to tripping out on pain killers. My pap asked me how works going and I prettymuch drooled on myself as an answer.
oh and apparently my boobs are named "have no fear" and "plenty o'beer"
You're best friend just tackled me....naked....brought me to his room where he had freshly baked cinnamon rolls. I didn't know he could cook
If that orgasm indicates how the rest of the year is going to go, I need to buy rain boots.
He just didn't want his drunk dick pulled out of his windbreaker at the family party
Hypothetical question: Would it be wrong to tell the annoying children who don't listen to their parents that the motel is haunted?
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