There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
My mom found a condom in my purse
Correction: my mom found a used condom in my purse.
i wanna anger bang this girl behind me at work. she never shuts up with her annoying voice. but her boobs are phenom.
no. i just ate a whole thing of hot dogs. me and regret are sleepng alone tonigh.
there is a dude in the bar with no arms getting fed beers by his friends
it was either a really good one night stand or a really really good first date. thank you online dating
There are 18k people at the game and I'm next to the one guy who pulls his underwear down to his ankles to piss.
You were cuddling with an eight iron and I was eating a fajita completely ignoring your presence.
When we left, you were on your third beer. When we came back to grab you, you had a pint glass half full of whiskey and had convinced the band to give you a microphone.
Bro, if we got a house, it'd basically be a revolving door for slightly overweight, but extra cute, sexually deviant girls with daddy issues.
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
Thanks. It's every girl's dream, right? To blow a bald marketing consultant 12 years her senior?
You kept running around yelling "I need my pajamas" & then you got naked. Shit just went downhill from there.
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
Randomize
