someone took a shit in my car last night and left $5 on the seat...
like if someone fucked a dictionary but instead of having a penis, it was just one of those leap frog educational toys
I hope to god you are high
Why do you have Season One of Reba in your underwear drawer?
Why are you in my underwear drawer?
She offered to make me a fruit roll up salad for breakfast...I'm not sure if that's the coolest or weirdest thing ever...
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
you were standing in two feet of water, screaming at people walking by to "call river rescue".
I was literally convinced that the turkey wrap i was eating was keeping me alive. And i couldnt have been happier. That high.
She sucked my dick and I swear I almost had to send a search party into her mouth to find it. IT WAS THAT AMAZING.
AND I JUST GOT FUCKING DAUGHTER ZONED. NO. I'M DONE. I HATE BOYS. ASEXUALITY HERE I COME.
I hooked up with a lesbian tonite. Top 2 valentines experiences of all time.
Ran into him again last night, stole his glowstick and walked away. The glowstick mountain in my room keeps growing.
you start one little fire by the lake and the police want to talk to you all night...
You blew him?!?!
*Am blowing
And I keep taking breaks to write you back, please stop replying.
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