Tried killing a moth in our bathroom. Water everywhere. Don't worry about it.
office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
ok this guy next to me just sat down with a no joke, 10,000 page book, popped an addy, cracked open a red bull and opened the book to page 1.
Mother nature decided I wasn't going to be a whore today. Fuck her.
I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me
Most fantastic sex ever until her Doberman took an interest in what we were doing. There was nothing more terrifying then feeling warm dog breath on my ballsack.
all they had in the fridge was rum and filled water balloons
you fucked my boyfriend. margarita girls night will not fix this.
She just cut the six pack plastic up and screamed "save the dolphins"..she also threw away cans of tuna. I like this girl.
I'm going to need a Jurassic park sized pooper scooper to deal with all this shit last night caused.
There's Dick Pix, Zorro, and The Little Engine that Could. I nickname my fuck buddies for the exact same reason why you don't name animals which you will one day have for dinner.
I explained to him that me turning straight is a once a year thing. And this boy just happens to be the chosen one.
It took him 15 minutes to put the condom on.
there is such a gross feeling of satisfaction when the married guy i used to hook up with likes my facebook status.
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