if you like me you must not know who I am
My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
Herpes is a lot like Arnold Schwartzenneger. Because it always comes back. Also, because it is usually in some way in control of California.
Only you could manage to look like a complete slut while wearing a turtle neck.
once she started licking the door on the stall, i got out of there and told her bf "this is your problem now" and walked away
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
You spent most of the night crying and throwing leftover meatballs at the neighbors dogs
Drunk in burger king. Having it our way. Free fries. M&m sundaes.
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
You're putting the star player on the bench. You dont put Michael Jordan on the bench.
Are you referring to my vagina as Michael Jordan?
What the hell do I have to give up to manifest a dick
The landlord wasn't even off the porch yet and she was packing a bowl, I can't imagine a better best friend
he drank half a bottle of bushmills, stood up to pee over the side, pissed his pants, sat in the puddle on the deck, told me my life goals were stupid and impossible, and wouldn't leave until 5am. by the time I got up at 8 I had 4 texts and 2 fb messages from him. AND HE STILL THINKS IT WENT WELL
Dude, I just turned down sexual favours because I need to study... What the fuck is wrong with me?
Tonights mission: get trashed, smoke a bowl on top of the silo, get some dick. Not necessarily in that order.
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