Our friend ended up naked, bleeding, requesting we throw a couch at him cause he was convinced he could block it
We did he did.
When I say naked, I mean penis exposed. Not in boxers
So guess who had sex in a Ghostbusters sleeping bag.
So not only just find my adoption papers that I didnt know about in my parents house, but they say "child shows some signs of mental retardation".
they started a semi-successful rumor that toby keith died. who says fraternities don't have goals
You tried to pay the bartender in graduation checks, I think you'll be fine in the real world.
there is no amount of schooling that prepares you for when your morbidly obese 45 year old patient tells you she has her clit pierced.
IT'S A HOLY FESTIVAL. A BUDDHIST CELEBRATION OF PENIS.
That's why we don't trade sex for Taco Bell. It's called the dollar menu.
Idk what the interview would be like but I imagine you in a suit and tie surveying a nervous freshman and eventually leading him into a labyrinth of debauchery and clapping him on the back, saying "welcome to the fraternity, son"
I did way too many drugs this past week for having a broken nose #commitment
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
This chick walked up to me in the bar and started making out with me, then grabbed my drink while I wasn't looking and walked off.
I love you as a roommate, but you GOTTA start using the door dude..
Can you please bring the nipple sombrero up?
I'm stuck on a cliff. I'm not sure how I got here or how to get down. Please send help. And clothes.
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